Tuesday, August 2, 2011

The Many Deaths of Kenny - Season 1

Much like my "The Many Faces of Cartman" posts, this post is dedicated to "The Many Deaths of Kenny". I think season one has the best Kenny death's of any other season. I was disappointed when they stopped killing Kenny in almost every episode after the fifth season. Kenny dying was always something to look forward to. Killing off a main character and bringing him back the next week was such an original idea back in 1997, and now cartoons are doing it left and right. Of course, it was never done better than it was in South Park. If I get good feedback on this post I will continue with Kenny's deaths from season two.

Episode #101: "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"
Blasted by aliens, trampled by a stampede of cows, and run over by Officer Barbrady.

Episode #102: "Weight Gain 4000"
Shot by Mr. Garrison, catapulted from the stage, impaled by a flagpole through the head, and slowly slides down.

Episode #103: "Volcano"
Hit and crushed by a flying, flaming boulder, then shot by Ned's discarded gun.

Episode #104: "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride"
Ripped apart by Middle Park's defense.

Episode #105: "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig"
Thrown into microwave oven by Stan's evil clone and is burnt to a crisp.

Episode #106: "Death"
Touched by the cold finger of Death.

Episode #107: "Pink Eye"
Crushed by Mir, cut in half by Kyle with chainsaw, and squished by a statue and a plane.

Episode #108: "Damien"
Confused for a real platypus, and shot by Jimbo after the boxing match.

Episode #109: "Starvin' Marvin"
Eaten alive by mutant turkeys.

Episode #110: "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo"
Despite many precarious circumstances, Kenny survives an episode for the first time.

Episode #111: "Tom's Rhinoplasty"
Ms. Ellen throws an Iraqi army sword, which pierces Kenny's head right between the eyes and pins him to the wall.

Episode #112: "Mecha-Streisand"
Accidentally hangs himself while playing tetherball.

Episode #113: "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut"
Dragged by the pull-cord of a go-kart and run over by a train.

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