Tuesday, July 19, 2011

The Many Faces of Cartman - Part 1

There is no question that Eric Cartman from South Park is one of the greatest characters, if not the greatest, in television history. Our fat foul-mouthed friend has come in many different forms over the years and this post is a tribute to the first two seasons of his many, many disguises. So hold onto your warm puffball hat, things are about to get disturbing...

Beef-Cake Cartman
"Beef-cake! BEEF-CAKE!!!"
In "Weight Gain 4000", Cartman bulks up to super fatass with the help of some Weight Gain 4000.

Skuzzlebutt Cartman
"Behold my Patrick Duffy leg!"
In "Volcano", Cartman dresses up like Skuzzlebutt to scare his friends.

Adolf Hitler Cartman
"Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!"
In "Pink Eye", Cartman's mom makes him an Adolf Hitler costume for Halloween.

Scary Ghost Cartman
"I don't wanna be a stupid scary ghost!"
In "Pink Eye", Principal Victoria makes Cartman change his costume into a scary ghost.

Shepherd Cartman
"I'm not fat! I'm festively plump!"
In "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo", Cartman dresses up like a shepherd for the school's Christmas play.

Native American Cartman
"The white man has marred my people long enough!"
In "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut", Cartman believes he is Native American when he finds out his mom slept with Chief Running Water.

Homie Cartman
"Sup, homies?"
In "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut", Cartman believes he is African American when he finds out his mom slept with Chef.

Cop Cartman
"Respect my authoritah!"
In "Chickenlover", Cartman dresses as a cop to enforce the law on the streets of South Park.

Undercover Cartman
"Sir, please step out of the car."
In "Chickenlover", Cartman goes undercover as a prostitute to bust solicitors.

Dodgeball Cartman
"My mom says there's a lot of black people in China."
In "Conjoined Fetus Lady", Cartman wears a South Park Cows dodgeball uniform to the championship in China.

Old Lady Cartman
"But why do I have to dress up like an old lady?"
In "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka", Cartman dresses up as an old lady to trick Jimbo and Ned.

Swimmer Cartman
"Can I do it doggy-style?"
In "Summer Sucks", Cartman decides to take swimming lessons at the community pool.

Dancer Cartman
"I'm not picking it, I had an itch!"
In "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods", Cartman dresses up as a Chip 'N Dale's dancer for a commercial audition.

Cheesy Poof Cartman
"If we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs we'd be lame!"
In "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods", Cartman dresses up as a Cheesy Poof for a television commercial.

Vietnamese Prostiute Cartman
"Sucky, sucky five dolla'!"
In "Cow Days", Cartman falls off of a bull and thinks he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Lee.

German Dance Cartman
"I will do my German dance for you!"
In "Chef Aid", Cartman does his German dance to help raise money for Chef.

Evil Cartman from a Parallel Universe
"I love you guys!"
In "Spooky Fish", an evil bearded Cartman from a parallel universe befriends the boys.

Crocodile Hunter Cartman
"Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting crocodiles."
In "Prehistoric Ice Man", Cartman pretends to be his idol Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter, and smacks jaguars in the face.

1 comment:

  1. Pert near perfect. But what can we do about the Muslim problem?