Wednesday, August 3, 2011

The Many Deaths of Kenny - Season 2

Who is ready for "The Many Deaths of Kenny - Season 2"? No one? Well, I am. There are lots of funny and interesting deaths in season two. We even get to see Kenny die as a baby. Who doesn't love seeing babies die? He also gets killed by celebrities Henry Winkler and Ozzy Osbourne. So enough jabbering, let's get to these deaths already.

Episode #202: "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut"
Used himself as a conductor to power the hospital so that Mephesto could live.

Episode #203: "Chickenlover"
Crushed by falling pine tree.

Episode #204: "Ike's Wee-Wee"
Falls into an open grave, and the tombstone falls in shortly afterwards, crushing him.

Episode #205: "Conjoined Fetus Lady"
Slammed into a wall by a speeding Chinese dodgeball.

Episode #206: "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka"
Ripped apart by audience members of "Jesus and Pals."

Episode #207: "Flashbacks"
Killed by a big, black monster. Also killed in a flashback by being crushed up against a brickwall by Fonzie's out of control motorcycle. (Since the episode is all Stan's dream, Kenny is actually alive in the end and goes to Happy Burger with Kyle, Cartman, and Stan.)

Episode #208: "Summer Sucks"
Squished by bleachers at the 4th of July festivities. Also killed in a childhood flashback from being blown up by fireworks as a baby.

Episode #209: "Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls"
Trampled by festival people leaving a screening.

Episode #210: "Chickenpox"
Heart failure while in hospital.

Episode #211: "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods"
Head explodes while Stan and Kyle experiment with the planetarium projector.

Episode #212: "Clubhouses"
Trampled in a moshpit by teenagers.

Episode #213: "Cow Days"
Impaled by the horn of a charging bull.

Episode #214: "Chef Aid"
Head bitten off by Ozzy Osbourne.

Episode #215: "Spooky Fish"
Eye and brain eaten by the evil goldfish.

Episode #216: "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson"
Shot by the SWAT team while holding up a white flag.

Episode #217: "Gnomes"
Crushed by falling bin of underpants.

Episode #218: "Prehistoric Ice Man"
Pulled under the conveyor belt in front of Larry's room.

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